Director - Sam Taylor-Johnson
Stars - Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Elosie Mumford, Max Martini
Story - Mousie girl goes and interviews a billionaire for a friend and they both get hot for each other. The virginal Anastasia wants Mr. Grey, and he wants her, but in a different way. So they flirt, he takes her on a few dates, but has rules and wants her to sign a relationship contract. So he then makes Love to her instead of fucking her like he said he was going to. This is the part in the book where I stopped reading. Redick! Anyways, he shows her the ways of Bondage and the big bad red room, oooo so sexy(not really), but can she handle it...
What Did I think -Soooooo DUMB! The movie itself was not that bad, but it was so cheesy and so vanilla and pretty BORING!, and the dialog, "Laterz Babe" PLEASE!
I don't understand how you make this movie that millions of women want to see and we get no full frontal from the man? Now Jamie has a very nice ass, but come on. Dakota was buck ass naked while we just get a peek? No sense, but what do I know, is that what woman want, a little mystery. I will never know.
Maybe it was how creepy Mr. Grey was. The whole control thing is totally unappealing to me. The things he said to her, and that effing contract, no touching and I don't spend the night with anyone. And flying across country while she is visiting her mom, creeeeepy.
Bye Felicia!! Call Taylor and I will take him home.
Acting was fine. Can't remember either one of them being in anything else, so I had no expectations. His accent was annoying, just like Amy Pohler said she hated when British actors talked when they were playing American. Watch - The joke is at :45.
See it just because, or not. Go with friends and add your own commentary. But do go get the soundtrack it's pretty dope. Earned It is my jam, right Celeste?
Snack & Bevies - A chocolate milkshake with 2 straws
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